5 days

Well it would seem that my parents are starting to get used to the new routine. Dad and Mum have a tag-team system going with the feeding. I am eating and sleeping and not much else at the moment. I reckon I am above birth-weight now, but only a measurement will tell for sure. I think that my parents are starting to learn my language, it is taking them less time to find out what is wrong, what I want and I get more time being quiet and comfortable. Although I must say that I do not like baths... the warm water over the head is nice, but the whole naked floating in water thing just does not work for me yet. Getting warm and rugged up again after is pretty good though. My belly feeding tube is looking pretty gross at the moment. I think it wants to stay with me for a little longer. Not sure if Dad is going to keep it to weird me out when I get older.

P.S. Mum and Dad's bed is way better than mine at the momentp.p.s Ha!! my plan was a success. By lulling the parents into a false sense of security by being both cute and asleep, I was able to plant a liquid surprise into the sheets. Well, they needed a wash anyway.